What happened over the weekend:

1. I called out for Centeno and he walked towards me when I noticed a bulge under his chin. He looked like witches on movies with a strand of hair on them. What is that i asked myself, not making him realize that I was staring at his face, i mean chin because that would be rude.

2. I saw Arvin who apparently gained weight cus of smoking 20 sticks of cigarette a day.

3. I barged in on Deljan's house with Anjeneth to eat bread a la pizza or whatever. Unfortunately it was bad timing cus something personal was going on. I felt bad for his uncle though cus he was unexpectedly suffering too much and it was a good thing Deljan's family was supportive enough and cared so much for him. And I, being someone who pities everything, even prayed for them haha

4. I lost Wolverine's hair. I can't find it in my purse with my medicines where it should be.

5. My sister's sick and I am her awesome bonne meaning i have to stay up late so I could wake her up at 2am for her meds, eat up her grapes because she doesn't want any and make my hands smell sacred. My cousins were here earlier and they cooked dinner for us! It was cool cus I made them watch Les Choristes which made the hairs on their skin stand on its end.

6. My cousins copied the whole Retarded Hour and we downloaded the Evion commercial which was an editted video of babies rollerskating. It was so hilarious. I just hope my cousins would skip the Action League episode to save them from boredom haha


Reading Rox's post about the ugly douche bag i decided not to blog about her anymore. FOREVER. Every day. Remind me not to atleast haha. This would be my last and I'm warning her, she should not feel happy about it cus it would make her less special. I did like it that she felt guilty and started closing down her blog, inviting only those who are interested in her douchebaggery.

Tomorrow? Guitar Hero. Get ready for my awesome moves people of the world. Plus, flea market. Im gonna get myself a pink feather boa.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
by Vesa